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    May 29

    四川人的幽默,四川加油

         对于川人的幽默,一直是非常佩服。面对这次灾难,四川同胞的表现绝对是一流的,四川加油!

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    地震后遗症

    一、原来打招呼问:“吃了没?去哪儿?”,现在逢人就招呼:“今晚上睡哪儿?”;


    二、原来关心别人住哪儿,现在关心别人住几楼;


    三、每次余震过后就拿放大镜观察自己的房子有没有裂缝;


    四、觉得二楼很高;


    五、超级讨厌有抖腿的习惯的人;


    六、见不得哪个把手机开成震动;


    七、偶然自己抖哈腿都会遭吓倒;


    八、房子晃的时候紧张得要死,希望它再也不要晃了。等它不晃了又紧张得要死,不晓得大地是不是在积蓄能量,是不是暴风雨来临前的平静。反正晃或者不晃都紧张得要死;


    九、移动用户决定以后不做移动用户,联通用户也决定以后不做联通用户;


    十、空闲时候计算从自己楼上的家火速飞奔到空地上到底需要好嗝耄
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    十一、背起一个自认为装有重要物品的包包随身携带,并且睡觉都不离身,或者最多不离身一米;


    十二、不相信自己的感觉,不停向别个求证:“刚才是不是晃了一伙哇?”


    十三、每隔5分钟必定要关注桌子上装着水的杯子;


    十四、每天同事见面的第一个话题:“昨天遭摇醒没?”;


    十五、对地理知识突然很感兴趣;


    十六、对求生知识突然很感兴趣


    十七、穿得周五正王的切睡觉,心头盘算:“鞋子脱不脱勒?”


    十八、养成了看新闻的的好习惯,而且一看就哭.

     

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    余震就像打麻将,如果半天没的啥子动静,就绝对是在做大的

    现在成都麻将的最新规定是

    -不准打
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     -不准打血战到底

     -不准打刮风下雨

     -不准胡推倒胡
     

    灾区人民无房可住,在余震中等待吃喝;

    成都人民有房不住,在吃喝中等待余震。
     

    上联:小震不用跑
     
    下联:大震跑不了

    横批:就不用跑了
     

    上楼提心吊胆,进门两腿发软。晚上露宿风餐,白天呵欠连天。余震不来分分盼,盼来余震才吃饭。

      

    震不死人晃死人,晃不死人吓死人,吓不死人困死人,困不死人累死人,累不死人跑死人。


    “跟成都的朋友通电话,说那里震的还是很厉害的,住在四楼麻将都晃到地下了,说好害怕.另一个朋友在12,抱着跟柱子才没晃倒,晃得满眼全是九筒

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    Picture of Anonymous
    Onlylonely wrote:
    你忒强了!
    July 1
    是笑话呀?呵呵
    June 30
    yong qiuwrote:
    这更新的速度。。。
    June 18
    Lisawrote:
    你写的太搞了.
    June 17
    Picture of Anonymous
    冷静 wrote:
    哈哈,跳链接跳到你这儿来了.现在在哪呢?
    June 1

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